I read a fair number of recipes on the ten thousand interchangeable recipe blogs that exist, and often they say something like "This recipe is a family favourite!" or "This a crowd-pleaser" etc. and I roll my eyes a little bit every time because of course they are, it goes without saying! People like food! Nearly any special-occasion home-cooked meal is going to be popular.

But there is one recipe, one cake, that has recontextualised all those comments for me and now actually I think those bloggers might be wrong about what a family favourite is. It sure as hell isn't Interchangeable Chocolate Cake No. 7.

I'm telling you this because I need you to know the seriousness of the power I am going to bestow on you. And hey, maybe your friends and family have different preferences than mine do. Maybe you need to find another recipe to fill this role. But you must know that there's a recipe out there, and not even a particularly alluring one or a particularly difficult one, which people will bring up in unrelated conversations to you four years later.

If I so much as say the word cake, my family all turn to face me like a pack of hungry wolves. Even the ones that don't like food!! Health nuts and people who simply don't enjoy eating and people with no appetite and people I have no goddamn memory of ever having cooked for, all of them come up and say to me "Hey remember that cake-" I asked my brother and his girlfriend what foods they're looking forward to, when they return home after three years in Japan, and they say "You know that cake?"

It doesn't sound particularly appetizing. I only made it the first time because it was gluten free and I had a bunch of lemons. Please don't let the name inform your opinion here. This is a fairly fast and simple cake that requires no special equipment and people will literally never stop asking you for it.

It's not even my favourite cake! I'd rather have basque burnt cheesecake, which is harder and more expensive to make and consists almost entirely of fat and sugar but still manages to be a little savoury... But people want the weird corn one.

To be fair, this is the only cake that'll make me dip my fingers into boiling sugar without regret.

I mentioned to my father once — and my father is not what you would call a food lover, we are talking about a man who eats plain yoghurt sprinkled with spirulina for breakfast, a man I have seen plain, leftover pasta with apparent satisfaction — I mentioned once that almond meal is kind of expensive.

I don't think this house has been empty of almond meal since that day.

(Wait no I just realised how sweet that is, I'm gonna cry. Anyway-)

He has apparently spent the last ten years buying almond meal just on the off chance that I would make this cake?

I told him last week "Oh Maddie gave me a bunch of polenta, but lemons aren't really in season." The next day I had ten ripe lemons. Well—nine tolerably ripe lemons, one slacker. The man's not a miracle worker.

Despite my complaints, it really is only two lemons per cake...

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i made the cake i reblogged yesterday <3 it's pretty good! not the best i've ever had, but it was nice. i think it could have used an extra lemon, two didn't feel sufficient.

upon further consideration there was some user error involved, i think i see the vision now

i’m making this again today and i’m really excited!! i think i know all the things i need to fix this time and i can’t wait to see if it turns out as good as i think it will <3

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Round 5: ‼️FINALS‼️

Hottest Male JoJo Character, Round Three

time for the last 4 episodes of the return.....

I AM THE FBI

you know what fuck you [un twins your peaks]

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time for the last 4 episodes of the return.....

I AM THE FBI

you know what fuck you [un twins your peaks]